Once upon a time there was a small teapot that everyone called Teapot. One day Teapot was feeling hungry, so he went to the nearby cheese shop. When he went inside, menager of the shop, Mr. Glass Handle said to him
'Oh hello Teapot, how are you feeling today?'
'Hello Mr. Glass Handle, I'm a bit hungry and I wanted to buy some goat cheese'
'Really? you know that you'll going to stink when you eat it!' replided Mr. Glass Handle
'Yes I know, but I'm hungry'
'ok'
'ok'
And as soon as Teapot left the Cheese shop he ate the cheese that he bought. That's when he started to stink. Oh, the stench was terrible, in fact it was so terrible that everyone, even his closest friend - Fork Dude, ran away from him screming 'Teapot! Teapot! You stink like goat cheese!'. After a week of alienation he became depressed and started to wear only black cloths with frills and write dark poems. He lived a happy simple and dark life, but suddenly a strange thing happened. He made a poo that was very stinky and he, Teapot, stopped smelling. That was so tragic! Now everyone, again, liked him. That was very bad news for him, because how could you publish a tome of dark poetry when you're not alienated and depressed? Than he came up with a great idea!
'I should commit a very dark suicide!' he thought.
And that's just what he did. He went to his attic, lit all candles that he could find and took out his razor. And then he slitted himself to death.
His family made a big profit of this, becouse soon after re-publishing his tome of dark poetry, a biografic movie was made, titled 'Dark Ways Of Teapots' and a series of action figures also were made. This made Teapots family very rich and, because they where rich, thay had to start some charity organisation. This is how The Help Centere For Alienated Teapots started working. And then the vikings came and killed and raped everyone.

THE END